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Never shoot a madman with laughing gas.
If you put your ego aside, you can get a lot done.
Never, EVER, mess with Gosalyn. If she doesn't get you, DW will.
Even the dumbest supervillains can sometimes be a challenge.
Don't mess with people who can produce chainsaws at will.
In the end, you make your own luck.
Going by the book is good, but sometimes you have to improvise.
Have faith in people- even ones you don't like very much.
Never use a cape to wax the car.
Superpowers aren't all they're cracked up to be.
The cows are not what they seem.
Even mutant plant-ducks have feelings.
Being a parent is MUCH harder than being a hero.
Yellow and red clash.
Pepper can be a secret weapon.
Always wear a helmet.
Be nice to witches- you might need their help someday.
Pretending to be someone else can get you into a lot of trouble. Better
to just be yourself.
Don't call Megavolt "Sparky."
Russet potatoes are just plain mean.
Vampire tests are painful.
It's not what the word means, it's how you say it. "Great" and "Very
Bad," for example.
Don't cross the streams.
Comic-book superheroes are nothing but trouble.
You'd be surprised what people can do, if you give them a chance.
Don't let Ray drive the car.
Always check to make sure your dates are human-- or at least breathing.
"Easy jobs" AREN'T.
When hunting primeval water gods, always wear a life-jacket.
There is no such thing as "leaving it at the office."
Egon will always have a PKE meter on him somewhere.
In the end, there's nothing more powerful than teamwork.
Really, don't cross the streams.
Don't let Egon drive the car.
Don't sweat the small stuff; small ghosts, small bills, small explosions...
Secretaries in love are a force to be reckoned with.
Don't let Ray fly the chopper.
Possessed hearses are BAD NEWS.
There's nothing wrong with being afraid, if you don't let it control
you.
Junior Ghostbusters are ANNOYING.
I'm not kidding, don't cross the streams.
It never helps to have a con artist in the family.
Geraniums, by and large, should not be exposed to ghosts.
Egon, by and large, should not be exposed to geraniums.
Your best weapon is always between your ears.
Don't let Peter drive the car unless ABSOLUTELY necessary-- Winston
will complain.
Don't run away from your problems-- you may be running forever.
Sometimes you have to cross the streams.
When all's said and done, it's your friends who are really important.
Teamwork is EVERYTHING.
Don't judge by first impressions-- they may be enspelled.
Just because you're dumb doesn't mean you won't go far as a villain.
Men do not wear Pink.
Yellow Rangers rarely get enough attention.
New arrivals should avoid the park.
Putties can drive!
Everybody needs the comedy relief.
You can't keep from hurting by locking yourself away.
Never pick up the tab for Rocky's lunch.
EVERYBODY should avoid the park.
Death is not the end.
High school functions are perfect targets.
If you can't fight, get creative.
Courage means facing your fears, not being immune to them.
Some people were just born to have food land on them.
Avoid rock quarries.
You don't need a costume and powers to be a hero.
Technobabble deflects questions nicely.
Overalls go with almost any ensemble.
There is always another way.
When Zordon tells you to pull the Zords out of battle, DO it!
There is no problem in your life so bad that it can't be made worse
by a kooky theme monster.
Martial arts are a good thing to know.
You only lose when you give up.
Snakes are BAD.
Sometimes, it all comes down to luck.
Destiny doesn't make mistakes.
Neither does Zordon.
Inventions never work right on the first try.
People will NOT notice if you wear the same color every day.
Secrets and romance don't mix.
If it's ancient, hidden, and appears to be locked-- For GOD'S SAKE,
don't open it!
Almost anything is flammable, if you try really hard.
Confidence is the root of all power.
If the fight heads for the abandoned warehouse district, you're in
DEEP trouble.
Yes, you CAN get into the Command Center without a Power Coin.
If somebody's evil and smart, they're probably under a spell.
Spells always have antidotes.
Don't gloat. It gives your enemies time to aim.
Never date a man with a monochrome closet.
There will always be another set of powers.
Yes, things CAN get worse.
When dating Tommy, be sure you know which personality you're going out with.
If you have an uncontrollably strong weapon/power, for the love of Pete, put a
SECURITY SYSTEM ON IT!
The game never changes. Just the players.
In the end, it all comes down to one on one.
Don't touch the bunny.
Fear the sound ca-click.
The world is a LOT weirder than you think.
Don't let Riff fix your toaster.
The jealousy ploy is just plain evil.
Love is strange and confusing, and often painful.
In a pinch, snake is edible.
As a general rule, demon summoning is a bad idea.
Life's too short to waste time worrying about the inevitable.
Stick-Figure Week SUCKS.
Stress can lead to interesting personality changes.
The Dimension of Pain is NOT a fun place.
Don't let Riff fix your car.
Sam's da MAN!
Beer solves all problems.
Elves can be MEAN!
Time travel is confusing, but makes for neat stories.
There are some things in life more important than gags.
Basically, just don't let Riff anywhere around your electronics.
Living next door to a violent carnivorous alien has its advantages.
When you can recap all in one breath, you're GOOD.
Being a vampire is not necessarily a barrier to having a relationship.
Watch out for nerds. They just might surprise you.
The worth of a joke is in knowing how far to take it.
Vampires are unstoppable if you're not prepared. The reverse is also
true.
Robots and rabbits-- bad combination.
Complete honesty is not always a plus.
One good thing about chaos... when it's over, you know who your friends
are.
When Face says "Trust me," head for the hills.
Military Police cars can't jump.
There are few things more dangerous than Hannibal on the Jazz.
Don't turn your back on the Mark.
Most people in the US Army lack the ability to see through a cheesy disguise.
Don't get a good squad- get a TEAM.
Almost anything is flammable, if you really try.
What won't blow up should be armor-plated.
BA does not like to fly. So, keep a 2x4 handy.
The plot twist comes at 40 minutes past the hour. (About.)
When humiliating US Army Colonels, always have an escape route.
The "Stormtrooper Effect" applies to good guys, too!
Murdock is nuts, not stupid.
It's good to have a plan.
When impersonating Hannibal, avoid cheap cigars.
Big black-and-red vans are actually quite inconspicuous.
Your worst enemy can be useful when you need clean-up.
Be unpredictable. It drives people crazy.
Don't gloat. It gives your enemies time to aim.
You gotta love it when a plan comes together.