I'm worshipping the comic,
Mini-lops and aliens.
Weapons o' mass destruction,
That's how my day begins.
I'm tapping at the keyboard,
I'm printing out each one.
Always feeding my addiction,
Expensive, yeah, but man, it's fun.
Riff and Torg and Zoe meet
Vampires and demon-spawn,
I'm thumbing through the archive
And I'm staying up 'til dawn!
The strips just go on and on!
Riff blows up the lab!
Livin' la vida Sluggy!
Torg runs up a tab!
Livin' la vida Sluggy!
I read it all the time!
Drivin' my roommates buggy!
Bun-Bun rules the house!
I'm livin' la vida Sluggy.
Livin' la vida Sluggy.
Woke up at my computer,
Screen flashing with blue light.
Sending Pete all my money!
But I've got t-shirts, so that's all right.
I'm into Sluggy Freelance,
It is burned into my brain.
And once you start on reading it,
You'll wind up just the same!
But it's fun to go insane!
Kiki poings around!
Livin' la vida Sluggy!
Sam can not be found!
Livin' la vida Sluggy!
I read it all the time!
Drivin' my roommates buggy!
Zoe kicks some butt!
I'm livin' la vida Sluggy.
Livin' la vida Sluggy.
Livin' la vida Sluggy.